Maybe someone remembers my post “Shovels tricks for Soviet women” more than two years ago. In that post I did a review of the rubric “the house master. Tips”, which have been regularly published in the popular Soviet magazine “Science and life”. Recently, I leafed through the magazines “Science and life” for 1977 and decided that it is possible to make the continuation of that post. Because these tips in this magazine was the ocean and it is a pity that without a purpose lost such treasures. In the post below I have gathered a number of tips for 1977, the year of the 60 years of the October revolution, let me remind you – and accompanied them with some of their comments. So they, so to speak, to add fresh paint in a little faded Soviet palette.
The first number of our program – ski bindings to the boots, made of an old drive belt. This is from the January issue dropped in 1977 “Science and life”. 60 years have passed since the revolution, and the citizens, based here on this Board, you live like in the XIX century. Clearly even before the abolition of serfdom, the peasants did ski bindings like that, as advised by F. Novels.
Even already and do not want to say that such a trivial, as the hooks for the curtains people are buying in stores. But that of course people who are not lucky enough to live in a country which is preparing to mark the 60th anniversary of the revolution. And in the Soviet Union so pins and buttons instead of rings.
And a good humidifier pretty well of the humidifier, bought in the store. Interestingly, while in the USSR in 1977, generally there are humidifiers?
And again the joke is not sutida. It is quite obvious that in the USSR, the wire of the shaver need to be repaired yourself, because workshop is not going to do, and if it is, it will last at least a month. And, all this time to grow a beard? And the store certainly can not buy. Is not available in Soviet stores of spare wires to the shaver. By the way, I think if the Soviet Union managed to survive until the present day, in “science and life” publishes tips on how to extend the life of the charger for the phone or how with old plastic bag to glue a broken SIM card.
In this wooden corner shelf with a tight fishing line or wire to the records, seen such poverty life that makes you want to cry, not to laugh. About the plexiglass, too, want to say it’s still need to find.
The only way, Yes. With this Shoe waxing of floors will be so pleasant that home in the morning will be Queuing up to be the first to engage in the polishing of the hollow. Friends and family will beg for this old Shoe to one evening. Ah… the Cultural people, the people of Leningrad.
Those who have read my previous review of Soviet councils to the house master knows that in the Soviet Union to live without a stock of old rods strongly recommended. The old rod could help in almost any situation. And here you are, with the old and washed! old rod, you can make glue. In General I imagine this exciting procedure. First, the core is washed from the remnants of the ink. This itself is a convoluted procedure was to make the visit memorable for any of the aforesaid, the Soviet Union fell. And that was just the beginning. Front man had a more pleasant procedure – suction of the curing agent and plasticizer that laundered rod. And after that – this is a song – in the core it is necessary to push the fawn to push the fawn on the type of rod wire. Bitch, it’s so beautiful! Especially if the wizard is a little overdoing the whole leak and suck in a little hardener, or plasticizer. I don’t know which one is better, but for sure the finish must be superb.
Well then, as you may have guessed readers, if you live in the USSR and you have an old men’s help, it is not necessary to throw them away. Will come in handy. And I like that in a magazine called “science and life” in 1977 using the word “help”. From this word emanates the warm tube sound.
Network sometimes you can encounter the authoritative opinion of experts that in the USSR everything was done for centuries, especially the furniture that the expert is from 1953 and as new. But this Council of the number 5 “Science and life” in 1977 kakbe hints to us that are not so “forever” – made furniture in the USSR. It turns out, the Soviet furniture, made from particle Board, flew from the door. Not just flew, and flew often. Therefore, it was necessary to repair them, will drive the tube out from under the wine into a pre-drilled hole in the place in which proletarians at the furniture factory have scored with a hammer, instead of screwing the screws. What can you do? The proletarians, too, can understand. Plan to perform is necessary, and screwing each screw is wildly slow.
And here’s another use for wine corks. The truth is plastic. Lyapota. The benefit of empty wine bottles have a Soviet man sure has never been.
Oh this bravura vivacity of poverty. If something broke, no problem! Not a problem! Samate snot three-month of the pig and carry two five-year plan. Well, or punch holes and fasten the screws. Of course, at home you must have stocks of the old parts. For example, cogs from old watches. Or something like that. But imagine how from close range it looked a society in which citizens went in everything was glued, grease, Podenzano somehow. It all looked – like a miserable society. On the old shared photos of these items will not be able to tell. But how much of the atmosphere here in this kind of advice.
As we understand it, this Council will only implement to people who is unable to purchase a new tub. And not even because of lack of money. Although this is not the last time. But just as it was impossible in the USSR to buy a new one. tub at the hardware store. Not only in city Likino-Dulyovo, from which the editorial Board has received this advice.
Let’s not fool ourselves. Small clamp for the Soviet home of the master was no less of a problem than a large one. And, frankly, a hacksaw is also something where we sometimes were in the category of problems. This is because the Soviet Union still.
And imagine this advice. “Paint brush with hair getting out – things torment. A. Kareev (Kazan) offers a way to stop this moult. You have to throw a lint brush, then go to the nearest hardware store and buy a set of imported high-quality brushes”. Gee-Gee. In the USSR such a Council would be regarded as a bad joke on the verge of cynicism.
What are you? Some go out and buy new jars. It’s not for the Soviet Union. For the Soviet Union is to learn how to use old tins – in this case Hungarian canned food. What was good these Hungarian banks? The fact that Hungary was unable to launch the first man into space, but managed to master the fantastic technology of production of glass jars with screw-on lids. And the Soviet women have mastered no less fantastic tehnologiju repeated use of these cans.
But a fully domestic development without any Hungarian components.
Felt the full power of scientific and engineering thought of the Soviet masters? This is just imagine. Not only that, in 1977, some part of Soviet citizens still used pens that had to fill the ink. So still the ink is not written properly, because it was clogged. “Soviet means excellent”, remember we are in the place of the old slogan. And the ink had to filter through blotting paper and razbodyazhit their alcohol – only after that the Soviet ink that you can pour with the Soviet fountain pen. Imagine how looked after that a writer. Especially if he still has his glasses were bolted to the lugs with screws in the place where they broke. The warm tube of the USSR, which and pulls back. And you thought Nadya Klyueva from the movie “the Most charming and attractive” she thought to soak the eraser in kerosene to become softer? Yes as it is not so. Probably read in one of numbers “Sciences and life”. Soviet engineer after all.
It is that you have not forgotten that the Council of the magazine “Science and life”. And the like from the magazine “Peasant woman”. And what to do if the Soviet Union almost all the population, including the urban, and even those who have higher education were forced in the summer as during the reign of the City to climb through forests, reserving the mushrooms for the winter. In the store to buy them will be impossible. So it’s not a mockery – it is the everyday life of the Soviet citizens most advanced on the ground state.
So. Husband in cracked glasses, privernutyh cogs, and the wife – in cracked sandals, smeared with solvent for nail Polish. Come down the street, I am glad that fishes set aside for the winter mushrooms and dream about how they will fly to Mars. The Soviet people were the most advanced people and only thought about space. What else is there? Not the same thing as not to RUB holes up old sandals, and a solvent for varnish. And after all, bitch fuck that makes this Board just incredibly fucking – it gave the family Lukinyh of the campus! So what about their dreams about space, I did not invent it. Totally dreamed about outer space, leading the life of a Parisian clochard with garbage dumps.
Useful advice. For the organic solvent in the USSR, in fact rarely at hand. Simply put, it never happens.
And back in our old favorite – the old rod, which can be listed in the Guinness book of records as the most useful part in the Soviet economy. However in this case, you want the metal rod. And I do not remember Soviet metal rods from the handle. So the advice is definitely good, but most likely was not enough to fulfill in the USSR.
Well, that pobeditovye drills you will not find yourself because you live in the Soviet Union to even discuss it makes no sense. But I’m more interested in this “Dream of a newcomer”. Looked it up online. Found. Here it is.
Produced Frunzenski plants drills. In addition to punch the set includes 20 screws and 20 dowels. The title says it seems that the settlers of this set could only dream of. By the way, if you do not find yourself not only pobeditovye drills, but drills. It’s very simple – take a punch and a hammer to punch them in the concrete hole. Still is fun. But if no dowels?
Soviet home masters will stop at nothing. But, by the way, the more common dowel in the USSR was an ordinary tube is driven into the hole or even a bundle of matches, scored like a stacked tube.
It’s clear that will not be a Soviet man to throw away your broken rod or racket. Only to fix. And only their own. Only in the Council stated that such a rod to strike should be extremely cautious so as not broke. And repaired in such a manner racket balls to beat, too, was very gentle. And lived.
Bot approves! It’s just good. That’s good and all. And, as we have realized in the USSR, even a piece of glass blown light bulbs need to be preserved. At least if you draw a drawing.
Bitch! What the fuck, a jeweler who makes jewelry from hammer hammer! – from a worn faucet. No, sometimes the authors of the tips send the reader down with one blow. Hammer. Jewelry. Of worn water tap.
And whether it is as mills use… mill? Not? I have no more questions.
On this today finished another trip around the heading “the house master. Tips” from the Soviet magazine “Science and life” in 1977.
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