Be positive always and everywhere.
Lift yourself up, read funny short jokes.
We offer you the opportunity to forget about problems with humor.
The next day after drinking one man says to another:
In vain I argued yesterday with my wife for the desire.
— You have a wife?!
— Now there are…
We, the patient, of course, I’m sorry, but it looks like you cut off the wrong leg. Understand operating before there was such a long waiting list for amputation…
— Yes, I do. I just ask…
Introduction. Girl — guy:
— Are you always so serious? Maybe talk about something funny?
Guy:
— I would not want to immediately talk about your salary.
— Sweetheart, look at the sky. There in the infinite space around us we see the billions of stars and galaxies. I can give you one of them?
— Honey, well, without a new coat I will fly to your stars and galaxies?
— You’re the best thing that ever happened to me…
— Yes, it sucks life from you.
The husband asks his wife:
— Darling, please tell me, where’s that tea? I can’t seem to find it.
— Oh, what helpless! Tea in the first aid kit in the Bank from under cocoa with the label “Salt”!
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