Funny jokes for good people.
Lift yourself up, read funny short jokes from our selection.
We offer you the opportunity to forget about problems with humor.
— Honey, what you have me suspicious!
— You can not be otherwise.
— It is possible. Just not necessary in every man sitting in our closet, to see my lover.
If you look at the cartoon “beauty and the Beast” backwards, you get the story about the girl who married a handsome Prince, then drove him with his love and turned into a hideous beast, and then fled to their father and lived happily ever after.
Doctor:
— The patient, I don’t want to scare you. Take this pill tomorrow… if I Wake up.
— Abram, where are the razor, which I told you on February 23 presented?
— On the job.
— Why you took her there?
— That’s funny! Well, not the house electricity each day to spend on it!
— Daddy, daddy, look what I drew you!
— Well, daughter, well done, but for some reason I have orange hair?
— Well, I have no pencil bald colors!
One guy to another:
Yesterday a cat was almost killed…
— For what?!
I clean the potatoes, and she does nothing!
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