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Mission impossible: how to get a free test for antibodies in Moscow

Миссия невыполнима: как пройти бесплатный тест на антитела в Москве

May 27, Muscovites can take a free test for antibodies to the coronavirus in 30 clinics in the capital. Before this analysis could take only those who participated in the testing method of random sampling. It would seem that now all problems are solved.However, it turned out to give blood for antibodies is possible only to the lucky ones.

Irina Mniszek

This test was long-awaited. The results immediately show, ill do people with coronavirus and develop whether he had immunity. The test can also give an answer to the question, whether the sick man Covid-19 at the moment.

How to get free test for the presence of antibodies to the coronavirus? You may enroll only remotely for this purpose, a preliminary electronic record. If you are attached to any of the local clinics, it is necessary to make an analysis of blood from veins in the portal mos.ru or through the app Emias. Well, let’s try.

This procedure was not easy. It was necessary to begin to clearly observe the user manual of 5 points not made a mistake in either. By the way, I do not think that all Russian pensioners have the patience and ingenuity in order to overcome all difficulties and to reach the coveted line, “the Blood of antibodies to Kovid”. When I finally after an hour of torment came to this record, the system gave a mocking:”No available time for recording.”

 

 

Миссия невыполнима: как пройти бесплатный тест на антитела в Москве

 

Writing for a free test for antibodies to the coronavirus in the portal mos.ru was unavailable to me.

 

But stubbornness forced to find workarounds. I called the local hospital to which he was attached. A long speech answering as always gave zero information. Only 7 (!) times I got lucky. And – bingo! The operator reported that the test for antibodies to the coronavirus can be passed in the nearest to my house the clinic, which is about 10 minutes walk away. But in order to take the coveted test, it is necessary to make a number of feats. For example, the operator reported that the recording is only of mid-June. “Recording through the app EMA starts every day at 7 am. If you’re lucky and you “pluck” a place can get entry to the 2nd half of June”, – said the operator.

The prospect of a squeeze in the recording of thousands of Muscovites who had risen at dawn to check for antibodies to the coronavirus, attracted by the little. In addition, the statement warned: “Before you draw the blood for antibodies, the doctor should give you direction.”

In General, all as usual in the capital medicine: only overcoming obstacles can lead to goal.

Here’s how Facebook describes their attempts to donate blood for antibodies to Kovid-19 Dmitry Sysoev: “I announced that “every Muscovite” at will may be tested for antibodies to coronavirus. This is widely trumpeted Rakova. Since I have my family “mass death,” go, run to sign up. And what ? And nothing! You can sign up “the Muscovite” that is attached, like Ali “non-Muscovite”, that is NOT attached. Try “NOT attached”. I live physically in Vnukovo, we have a brand new, year built, commissioned with fanfare clinic 212. And? But no it in the list. Well. I attached the place of registration in the clinic in 155 native Beskudnikovo. And the same sad result. Bottom-Gia. Okay. Byvat. Call the “hotline”. Cheerful after answering all the key voice menu “happily” tells me that the test “is appointed by the doctors to testify.” That is, all words, all the loud statements – another blasphemy. They are not interested in anything but cutting and dividing dough, in fact.”

 

Миссия невыполнима: как пройти бесплатный тест на антитела в Москве

 

Muscovite Dmitry Sysoev was not able to sign up for a free test for antibodies to the coronavirus or as attached to a clinic or domiciliary.

 

 

Миссия невыполнима: как пройти бесплатный тест на антитела в Москве

 

To clarify, what is the reason for such difficulty when writing on a free test for antibodies to Kovid-19, “NO” appealed to the Moscow Department of health. There kindly agreed to help to find a list of clinics where you can take a test. But a miracle happened. With the introduction of the line “Coved test” on the website DZM opened a page with contacts and description paid test Kovid-19. With a detailed price list and description of sampling analysis. Cost – 3 thousand roubles, plus 2 thousands of nurse services, plus a thousand – delivery analysis by courier. Total: 6 thousand for one test. I think this tab is magically opened by accident: she is a “life buoy” for those who are vital to pass this test. Not hard to guess that on the toll way and go the majority of Muscovites. Primarily because it’s convenient, fast and does not require a morning vigils in an attempt to “snatch” a treasured place.

 

Миссия невыполнима: как пройти бесплатный тест на антитела в Москве

 

Paid test for antibodies to the coronavirus, you can take the expensive but fast.

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