Funny jokes for good people.
The humor is different – professional, black, kind, and even strange.
In our review of the collected cards that will appreciate first and foremost fans of weird humor.
It is very ambiguous at first glance these jokes.
— You put mushrooms?
— No, thanks, I mushrooms only to collect love!
— As you wish! Can and on the floor to stretch.
The newly minted couple. The husband asks his wife:
— Honey, will you cook me till death do us part?
— Honey, if I cook, then death will separate us very soon.
In the morning the wife says to her husband:
— Bob, you tonight in your sleep talking and very insulting comments about my mother.
— Lucy, Yes, tonight I didn’t sleep at all!
By flying two crows, each in its beak on a plastic Cup. Mind I understand that they gutted the trash cans, but soul worried that somewhere poured without me.
— What kind of idiots you sent us? We asked a couple of normal guys.
— And this is a paranormal men!
— Hello, dear, today we have an event at work, I can later bring?
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