No day without a smile.
Let your evening will be filled with positive energy.
75% of drivers are constantly talking or arguing with your Navigator.
Off the Internet for ten minutes: I saw that the autumn had studied the rooms in the apartment, met his parents, learned that I have a brother.
— Dad, tell me a bedtime story.
— Listen. In a certain Kingdom, in an undemocratic state there was the Deputy. Poor but honest. And he wanted to do something good for the people…
— Dad, if you’re going to amuse me, I can’t fall asleep!
Went with the kids to the zoo. The children yelled, growled, squeaked… Seems that the animals were satisfied.
— Doctor, I’m dying, help!
— In the people! Have to die can not do!
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