About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.
Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.
A phone call to his wife:
— Look, honey. We have taken your husband hostage. If you want to get him alive, you have one hour to meet our requirements.
Wife:
— I agree, what are the requirements?
— You must bring in the garage a box of beer.
My husband’s voice in the phone: “Two… two boxes…”
— Honey, why you bought three hats?
Well… First — every day, the second on the weekend.
— And the third?
— The envy of the neighbors.
In Odessa:
— Rosette, where your husband lies in a dumpster!
— Oh, my housekeeper clearly overdone — when I went to the dressmaker, told her to throw out from apartment all unnecessary.
— What have you, a neighbor, yesterday was the scandal?
— You know, again on the weekend so nasty the weather was that fishing sense to go was not. And the wife fish recently purchased. That was the fishing a bit… But I immediately let go!
— Honey, I have two news!
— What?
The bad news: I spent all your money. Good: I love you even a beggar!
An exclamation of her husband:
— Oh, wow!
The wife, worried:
— What happened?!
— Nothing! Glasses wiped!
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