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“Honey, do you love me?”: funny jokes about the virtues of family life

"Дорогой, а ты меня любишь?": веселые приколы о прелестях семейной жизниFunny jokes about the realities of family life you just cheer.

About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.

Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.

A phone call to his wife:
— Look, honey. We have taken your husband hostage. If you want to get him alive, you have one hour to meet our requirements.
Wife:
— I agree, what are the requirements?
— You must bring in the garage a box of beer.
My husband’s voice in the phone: “Two… two boxes…”

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— Honey, why you bought three hats?
Well… First — every day, the second on the weekend.
— And the third?
— The envy of the neighbors.

In Odessa:
— Rosette, where your husband lies in a dumpster!
— Oh, my housekeeper clearly overdone — when I went to the dressmaker, told her to throw out from apartment all unnecessary.

— What have you, a neighbor, yesterday was the scandal?
— You know, again on the weekend so nasty the weather was that fishing sense to go was not. And the wife fish recently purchased. That was the fishing a bit… But I immediately let go!

— Honey, I have two news!
— What?
The bad news: I spent all your money. Good: I love you even a beggar!

An exclamation of her husband:
— Oh, wow!
The wife, worried:
— What happened?!
— Nothing! Glasses wiped!

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