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Odessa funny jokes that are worth telling your friends

Odessans are renowned throughout the world for his sense of humor and an inexhaustible optimism.

They are able to find a way out of even the most difficult situations, and do it so gracefully that it is impossible to refrain from smiling.

The reader is the most fun of the Odessa jokes that are worth telling your friends.

— Sam, from your compliments my head is spinning.
— Rose, you still urgently need to lie down!

— Samochka! Don’t drink the coffee today!
— Mom, it’s the same, why?
— Oh, vey! Sho because it is not!

— Sonia, you have these cacti on the window… Is that men do not climbed?
— Oh, sho you! On the contrary. Schaub didn’t jump…

— Fima, how’s married life?
Bad. Before all lay in their places, and now lies neatly somewhere.

Abraham and Sarah are walking on Deribasovskaya. Walk past the restaurant. Sarah:
Oh, abramchik, that smells good!
— Did you like it? Let’s go again!

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