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Lukashenko has taught the banker to touch the potatoes, the Network is laughing

A funny episode occurred recently involving the President of Belarus.

Many Belarusians know popular in the past, anecdote, in which Lukashenko, speaking on the phone, makes the slave to touch the potatoes.

Remember it made a small snippet of the meeting with the dictator President of the Board of the development Bank Sergei Rumas.

Initially, the conversation was mainly on financial issues: the banker told about the situation in the banking system, and about the issues of the Belarusian economy. Gradually the conversation moved from Finance to a different area – namely, agriculture.

Then Lukashenko with knowledge of the case began to teach a banker how to do agricultural work.

In particular, he addressed the issue of “crop rotation on reclaimed land, which must be treated more seriously.” Was flying over melioramentum lands, Lukashenko saw that “approximately 30% of winter crops were lost.”

– But lost, why? Because sowed winter crops on low soils, reclaimed, and there is of course the spring is water. Wet crops. The question is, why on some of the fields to sow crops, winter crops, there would have to be better to cultivate grass – gave advice to the banker of the ruler.

One can only hope that Sergei Rumas, before to perform “valuable” guidance from above, first consult with professionals.

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