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“Why are you late? Tube. Barely opened the wine”: the chic tweets from guru excuses

Laugh along with us.

The ability to get out of punishment, perhaps one of the most useful talents of the person.

But when you get threatened with violence for not completing a task or a promise, be creative start even those who are seemingly not able to.

The best excuses and excuses, which is definitely not indifferent to their addressees.

















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