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To survive until the weekend: selected anecdotes on Thursday night

No day without a smile!

It’s time to lighten the mood along with anecdotes on 23 may.

— Pick a word.

— What?

— Censorship.

Pickers with no experience was lost in the woods and two days I ate mushrooms. Now they are found, but their testimony did not agree. Not the same era, even.

When lost the Internet connection, you can tune into your thoughts and seriously consider… but no, all included!

Adaptation is when your brain starts to ignore the ringing alarm clock and you have to change it.

An inexperienced driver Anton learned 15 rhymes in his name.

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