Tips on “education” from parents with a great sense of humor

They humorously refer to their parental duties.

Why not just do children! Therefore, parents should have just superhuman patience and have to go to various tricks.

Today we are sharing with you the some good advice from parents that you can take note.

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Typical parenting: telling kids that Breakfast cakes do not eat, and she then eat cakes when they went to school.

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“Sometimes I walk past the room of my younger daughters, wearing headphones, in which nothing plays. They think I don’t hear them. Learned a lot”.

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Today I was so angry that the child put himself to sleep, not to do with me. Such is the life hack turned out.

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Convinced our eight-year old daughter, I hate the sound of a vacuum cleaner. Now she begins to vacuum every time mad at me.

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I noticed that the daughter stops a tantrum when I begin to speak a strange, incomprehensible words. In this context, was born the poem “Vocabulary”: “out-patient, pragmatic, seismic, bracket. Parabola, Genesis, abstraction, mulled wine. Seditious, empiric, mountebank, and postulate”. See if your child is also calm.

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How to convince children to play with new toys, suddenly lost appeal in their eyes? Put them in a box at the door, collecting the things that you want to throw away.

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The daughter quickly in the morning is difficult to Wake up, the solution was found accidentally. I would get up in the morning without an alarm clock, then Wake dochu. And then too tired to not sleep, set the alarm for cellphones. What was my surprise, when tripped the alarm, baby first jumped, ran to the phone and gave it to me.

Now every morning, I pretend to be asleep, and daughter runs to Wake me. I tell her that I almost overslept, and it was so well done.

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