“The real power of cockroaches”: funny jokes about unpredictable women

Ladies sometimes surprise even ourselves.

Women’s soul – mysterious and incomprehensible world, shrouded in mysteries and secrets.

Representatives of the beautiful half of humanity not only others able to mislead, but to confuse themselves.

What does a woman want? – the eternal, do not lose their relevance to the question asked by the men around the world. And all would have been much easier if the lovely ladies could answer this tricky question.

In this hilarious collection of funny jokes you will find a sea of positive emotions and humor, unpredictable dedicated to ladies who know exactly how to impress the world. Fun read!

— Looks like once again you’ve stepped on a rake.
Is not I stepped on a rake, the rake went on the offensive.

— What do you do in your spare time?
— Spying.
Really? And I love to walk in the Park or going to the movies with friends.
I know.

— Are you a flake?
— Not true. I have a constitutional monarchy.
— How to understand it?
— The king seems to be there, but the real power of cockroaches.

— What makes you think the author of the “Sleeping Princess”?
— Even if you sleep your whole life thousands of miles away from civilization, it is still a bastard, that’ll Wake you up.

The girl says to her boyfriend:
— After all, you are so lucky! I’m in the class the most beautiful the girl was!
— So did you like what you have in the class had only one girl…
— How do I hate your stupid way of clinging to minor details!

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