Best jokes to lift the mood.
Portion of positive emotions, which certainly charge you a good mood for the whole day. The best jokes network specifically for you.
The city hosted the children’s contest of drawings on asphalt. Defeated the boy who found the asphalt.
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The expression “I love kids” if you think about it, means: “People like me, but not for very long”.
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Bought a fan – waste of money.
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Yesterday a turtle was eating!
– Well and how?
– Out of the plate more convenient.
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Foreman Petrov could not finish my summer cottage, because he steals the bricks and builds the bath.
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If you got a driver’s license, but you don’t have a car, you can safely be considered a qualified pedestrian.
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I have a lot of money at all, I even hide the book between them.
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Upstairs neighbor so in the morning screaming at their child, I also cleaned my apartment and put on warm clothes…
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Kapiti incu — all Rivno scho numerates, priority even comp PC. Programa all Rivno guilty to spend besl of prikovany from us operations.
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People go to ribalskiy store:
– Divchina, you bait silanov?
– The man in me all naturaline!
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