Laugh never hurts.
With a smile in life to live simply.
For this reason, we made sure that the smile never left your face at least until the end of the day.
We offer you a selection of fresh jokes from the Internet.
I’ll take two books “Math for dummies” for 73 of the hryvnia.
– Please. You 180 USD.
First learned of his Allergy to wool, when the village zanyuhal moonshine cat.
– If anyone knows of a photographer who’s been doing underwater photo shoots?
– The bulb Blows.
An elderly lady decided to meet the young man, suddenly offered her his hand and heart: “If for a transplant, then I agree!”
Ensign:
– Comrade soldier, you know how to swim?
– That’s right!
– Where you learned it?
In the water, comrade ensign!
My husband believes that he has a figure like a Greek God. I have yet to explain to him that the Buddha was not from Greece.
If you see a person over 40 with a Hickey, it’s not a Hickey, and sucker marks from the EKG.
– “Oh, how you charm,” he said.
– “Not local”, I thought.
There’s always a way. The only difference is, he’s the front or black.
Russian people drink and steal not because it is wild, but because they honor centuries-old traditions.
Hello, and Vova will be released?
Can’t wait to see the damn liberal!
This is what now, Maxim Vitorgan will be the first lady of the country?
It’s a stupid plan…
I know. So are you with me?
– Of course.
– I have depression. I’m fat and lonely!
– Yes, what is fat? Where? Show me!
– Can you show me where I’m lonely?
-Let’s take a drink?
-Great toast!
– My wife left.
– You’re in the kitchen watching?
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