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“Putin take”: Russian-Ukrainian phrase-book “” have fun Network

The Russians told how to talk.

In the network appeared “correct” a short Russian-Ukrainian PhraseBook, which explains how to call things by their proper names in the light of the constant fakes of Russian propaganda and ideology of the “Russian world”.

It was published by the Russian journalist Alexander of Tver on his page in Facebook.

In particular, it suggests examples of how to interpret the propaganda cliches of the Kremlin and supporters of President Vladimir Putin, starting with correct use of preposition in conjunction with the word “Ukraine”, ending with a recommendation how to fight in the Donbass.

We offer to your attention the full text of Tver:

Brief Russian-Ukrainian PhraseBook.

How to “in” Ukraine “in” Ukraine? Correct: “from” Ukraine.

How: “Poroshenko” or “Saakashvili”? That’s right: Putin take care of him.

How to “Krymnash” or “it’s not so simple”? That’s Right: The Crimea – Ukraine.

How to “rebels” or “separatists”? That’s right: the Russian invaders.

How to “In Ukraine ends fat” or “Ukraine running out of gas”? That’s right: In Russia for the last 2 years was crushed by 17 thousand tons of food, live without gas for about 60 million people, and 20 million are below the poverty line.

How to “junta” or “banderovtsy”. That’s right: the Kremlin’s secret police.

How to “big brother” or “nation”. That’s right: the enemies.

How to “second referendum” or “not a sandwich”? That’s right: the Russian liberal tripped over the Ukrainian issue, the mask of democracy has fallen in the mud, and under it the curve mug Imperials.

How to “grieve” or “mourn”? Correct: To Prepare. To prepare for the audition choir Alexandrov.

How to “let’s make it up” or “let’s hug it out”? Right: the moat with crocodiles, a concrete wall and watchtowers.

How to “crucified boy” or “fried.”? That’s right: turn off the TV and turn on your brain.

How to “Get to Kiev” or “we’ll Get to London?” That’s right: stand with knees and crawled to the stall.

How to “DNR” or “LNR”? That’s right: the IPA.

How to “win Kiev Nazis” or “give Lviv to Poland”? Correct: to control the Universe without attracting attention techs.

How to get to Donetsk and Lugansk to fight for the Russian world: “the train” or “machine”. Right: an Elevator.

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