“Monday sit on a diet!”: funny jokes about unpredictable women

Funny jokes will keep you amused.

Women are beautiful and unpredictable.

They inspire men to great deeds and manifestation of the most noble feelings. And each of them knows their value and did not question their own uniqueness.

Published jokes about the most charming and attractive, who doesn’t like it.

I heard you broke up with her boyfriend. Why?
— And you would be able to live with someone who smokes, drinks, curses, and even fights?
— Of course not!
— That he couldn’t.

— Man, you want to make me an offer?
With what you have, I just smoke.
But you let the smoke rings…

Named the cat Heroin. Now all say that at home I have two kilos of heroin.

One friend asks another:
— Tell me, please, have you ever had your husband in the evening did not come home?
— One time only. It happened a month after the wedding, but I hope he’ll be back.

A conversation between two friends:
— Marinka, you wouldn’t believe! A few minutes ago, I was approached by a guy with model looks and asked for my phone number.
— You were right. I don’t believe.

Tanya, do you happen to have a hatchet in the trunk, not lying around?
— In the trunk, definitely not, but in the bag may now look…

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