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“Monday morning run”: funny jokes about unpredictable women

"С понедельника бегаю по утрам": веселые анекдоты о непредсказуемых женщинахFunny jokes will keep you amused.

Women are beautiful and unpredictable.

They inspire men to great deeds and manifestation of the most noble feelings. And each of them knows their value and did not question their own uniqueness.

Published jokes about the most charming and attractive, who doesn’t like it.

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Two friends:
Say, went to the theater with her lover? Well, what was it?
— Tragicomedy.
— Interesting! Tell me.
We faced my husband. He was also with his mistress.

— Girl, do you wanna go to the movies with me?
— Do not want.
— You, please don’t think I’m any girl in a movie invite…
I, too, not everyone is denied.

Gas station employee — the blonde behind the wheel:
Madam, before you refuel, will you please turn off the motor.
And it’s off. This is my instructor shaking.

— Masha, you are like a Taco.
Why?
— Fatty on the outside, but inside kitty…

Sarah asks her husband:
— Fima, turn on the news! Someone out there worse than us?

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