Laugh till you drop: funny jokes about unpredictable women

Funny jokes will keep you amused.

Women are beautiful and unpredictable.

They inspire men to great deeds and manifestation of the most noble feelings. And each of them knows their value and did not question their own uniqueness.

Published jokes about the most charming and attractive, who doesn’t like it.

— But I have land in a fairly good district of Kyiv!
— Well, you’re cool! Much?
— A lot of fifteen flower pots.

Girl – my boyfriend
— What would I buy you a drink? Directly lost.
— And let which is not too bad! I’m picky and are omnivores.
— You want to leave my house hungry?

— Give me a Scotch.
— Lera, actually it is now eight in the morning.
— OK, throw in there cereal.

Husband crossword puzzles.
— Listen, — he addresses to his wife, ‘ what is the bird of nine letters that no longer exists?
Is our Canary — the cat ate it last week.

The girl tells her friend:
— Yesterday are locked, and there’s a maniac!..
— Oh, the horror!
— That’s it, that’s what he said…

— Sara, and sho makes your rosette?
— Oh, my rose architect!
— Sho it builds?
— She goes on Deribasovskaya and builds himself a Bimbo!

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