Funny jokes will keep you amused.
Women are beautiful and unpredictable.
They inspire men to great deeds and manifestation of the most noble feelings. And each of them knows their value and did not question their own uniqueness.
Published jokes about the most charming and attractive, who doesn’t like it.
One friend tells the other:
— It’s so awful, yesterday for the first time my husband and I went fishing, and we are terribly quarreled.
— What happened?
— Well at first I was loud and scared all the fish away, then skewer the wrong bait, then reeling the wrong. Ended up being all bad: I have caught more fish than him.
The need to have a cat…
— Do you have a stalled, or what?!
— Masha, my daughter, and you and Michael broke up?
— Of course, mom! He I initially liked the dark like this. I thought that he resorts of rides, but it turned out that in open-hearth shop Keeper works!
The guy with the girl came to her home. He:
What is this guys?
— Do not pay attention! This ex-husbands.
— So you’re divorced?!
— Bob hanged himself, the Bear drowned… er, Dim, and where are you going?!
— Lucy, why are you not following?
— And I in no way suspect!
Roza Isaakovna, and how many of you have husbands?
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