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“I’m not drunk, I’m fragrant”: funny jokes from the masters of sarcasm

"Я не пьяный, я ароматный": смешные анекдоты от мастеров сарказмаFunny jokes for good people.

The humor is different – professional, black, kind, and even strange.

In our review of the collected cards that will appreciate first and foremost fans of weird humor.

It is very ambiguous at first glance these jokes.

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The man comes home, his wife yells at him:
— Drunk again!
— I am not drunk!
— How not drunk you reek like a barrel of brandy!
I’m telling you, I’m not drunk, I’m fragrant!

Husband:
— Honey, where’s the sugar?
Wife:
— Five years of muddle, would like to learn: sugar in a jar of coffee that says “Salt.” But now there is none.

The old man caught a goldfish, she prayed and said to the grandfather:
— Let me go, grandfather, I’m your every wish will come true…
— Want to be a Hero of the Soviet Union!
And left the grandfather alone with two grenades against five tanks…

— The Pope called upon to repel the terrorists.
— Well, finally the good old Crusades!

— Dear, today I go to the club with friends bowling to the morning late, do you mind?
— Honey, go on, of course I love you by the horns do not keep…

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