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“I went to search for his thing”:funny jokes about inimitable women

"Пошла искать свою тварь":забавные приколы о неподражаемых женщинахFunny jokes will keep you amused.

Women are beautiful and unpredictable.

They inspire men to great deeds and manifestation of the most noble feelings. And each of them knows their value and did not question their own uniqueness.

Published jokes about the most charming and attractive, who doesn’t like it.

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— My dear, disaster! Our neighbor is exactly the same coat as me!
— What to do now, another fur coat you buy?
— It will be much cheaper than changing a flat!

At the pharmacy:
— Which is better for men: tincture of Valerian or Valerian?
And diagnosis what?
— Shoes for 30 thousand…

Honey, what’s for dinner tonight?
Very lazy cabbage rolls!
— It’s like?
— Sprouts on the balcony, the meat in the freezer!

The girl in tears resorted to the mother of your husband and complains:
— Mommy, mommy, he called me a common-mode cow!
— Do you know what “in phase”?
— No…
— So what you’re so upset, maybe it’s something good?

The husband — wife
— I know, I’m now earning decent and may include another woman. What do you say?
— Great! I call my mom, let her stay with us.

— Honey, you still need to learn to cook…
— And what you don’t like fish and chips that I made yesterday?
— You’re talking about chips with calamari rings that you put in the plate?

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