About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.
Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.
— Lucy, why are you my new pants are washed? I mean, they just went.
— M-m-m… Well, a cat in them, too, once went to…
Wife — husband:
— You love football more than me!
— I love you more than bobsled, gymnastics, Curling, synchronized swimming and figure skating together!
The wife puts on the stove a pot of water, peeling potatoes. Five minutes later yells to her husband in the other room:
— Dear, you light a fire under water.
— A fire?! Underwater?! You think I’m a magician or something?
In the morning the husband tells the wife:
— Honey, I had a wonderful dream, like I’m still single and asking for your hand…
What are you so happy?
— You turned me down…
Wife comes home and says to her husband:
— Honey, I think you’re gonna be a dad!
The husband turns pale, sits down on a chair and breathlessly said:
— You still told…
The husband calls his wife:
— Honey, I’m in the store, what to take?
— Honey, take the cash!
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