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Fresh from videopedia “95 Quarter” blew Network

This time the comedians touched on the topic of corruption in the country.

Studio “Kvartal 95” in the new issue of “Evening Kiev” made a parody, in which comedians are presented with a tough anti-corruption laws.

The room showed how lived Ukrainian politics if corruption was punished by the fact that cut off limbs. Video posted in YouTube.

The actors showed the dialogue between the President and Prime Minister on Bank.

“I’m sick, sick of these thieves, corrupt officials, bureaucrats. Don’t even know what to do with them?

– Maybe, additional bracelet can be found on the foot to hang? – Sixth? All go to drastic measures! Sign a decree! In developed Asian countries for theft are going to chop hands! This will work for sure! Well, they are not idiots, for money owner will lose!”

Then appears on the scene the Prime Minister without hands and tells a joke about the head of the CEC “no arms, no legs – and talking!”. Says the President: “armless” is your second achievement, after “bezviz”.

Comedians joke that thanks to this law, Savchenko quit Smoking – not easy with no hands, smoke gets in your eyes. Laugh and over Yatseniuk, Paruby and over, and over, Oleg Lyashko, who also had hands.

Klitschko in the room was left without a head, and Tymoshenko have turned into a robot, and from the Minister of economy remained one head. “Who is putting the armless?”, “It’s funny and at the same time not funny,” “If it really was” – write in the comments to the video. We will note that earlier the President of Ukraine Petro Poroshenko threatened to “cut off the hands” of those who steal from the Ukrainian army.

Then he said: “the Position of the first – will not allow anyone to steal in the army. Those who will steal in the army – cut off his hands. The position of President. The army is the subject of my personal concerns, the army is one of our obvious achievements in three years – this was done with my efforts to get the Minister of defence, the Ministry of defence, the manual Razstava, volunteers and volunteer landing, when it was planted in the most difficult times in 2014, in order to prevent corruption,” – said Poroshenko.

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