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Formal positive: more choice jokes on Sunday

No day without a smile.

Killer jokes for a good mood in the evening.

– Thank you, doctor, that you have cured me of megalomania. Now I the person absolutely unsurpassed, fantastic, you might say, a phenomenal modesty!..

I hate when you are a magical pink fairy, and all around you call Konstantin Andreevich.

Announcement:

“The sad clown will help your child to mark the thirtieth anniversary”.

– Girl, and it is possible to meet you?

– Do you have many disappointments in life was?

Looking for happiness, and gain experience. Sometimes I think – here it, happiness! But no, once again experience.

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