Funny jokes about the realities of family life you just cheer.
About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.
Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.
— Darling, for me you can do crazy things?
— Of course, because I married you.
— Dear! I have news for you.
— I should take a sedative before or after?
Better before and after.
Wife — husband:
— Oh, what we are impressionable! Just think, without makeup saw me. And me, now with a stutter all my life to live?!
Wife — husband:
— You linen hung?
No. I pardoned him.
Wife stood on the scales and says:
— Oh! I seem to lose weight…
Husband:
— Congratulations, dear!
— …today.
Honey, what do you cook for Breakfast? Eat yogurt, low fat cottage cheese, muesli with milk.
— Come on, yogurt, cheese, muesli. And something to eat.
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