Funny jokes about the realities of family life you just cheer.
About funny dialogues husbands and wives could write more than one book, because spouses sometimes find themselves wittier professional comedians.
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Today we have selected for you a fresh batch of Internet revelations about family life.
— My Bank card was stolen.
— The police said?
— No.
Why?
— The thief spends less on it than the wife…
— My dear, why you took our marriage certificate and for so long considering it?
— Looking for the expiration date.
— Favorite, I have two news.
Start with the good news.
— Who told you that is good?
Wife something sulking and not talking to me. Naive, this is my third marriage, I’m the champion in silence, can remain silent for two days.
— Two days? And more weak?
— And most do not. No woman can have more than two days in silence to stand the sight of a happy husband!
There are two longtime friend. Very long time no see.
— How are you?
— Yes, I’m fine. 9 years married. Wife, however, constantly nags and nags. Just the chainsaw. Well, how are you?
— Also married, but married for only 3 years. The wife is so weak the jigsaw…
Husband and wife go to the store. Long time to choose, my husband did not like it.
Tired wife says:
– You have no taste.
Then the husband:
Yes… that’s Why you were chosen!..
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