Be positive always and everywhere.
Lift yourself up, read funny short jokes.
We offer you the opportunity to forget about problems with humor.
In each of our lives there comes a time when we begin to hate classical music…
— Again with tech support trying to get through?
— I forgot, damn, that word… Mash, who I will be for your mom to marry you?
— The Savior!
Conductor:
— Tea, coffee, vodka?
Passenger:
— Some strange cocktail…
The couple went to a restaurant for dinner. They literally devour each other eyes
— You’re so sweet, I could eat you all…
— And I also…
The waiter approached coughed and asked:
— And to drink something are you?
Two friends at the restaurant. One orders fried chicken. The second asks:
— And you’re not afraid of Contracting avian influenza?
— Bob, if this chicken wants me to cough, then I threatened not flu, but a heart attack.
— I want to hunt!
— I want to go fishing!
— Okay, let’s compromise: I went to shoot fish!
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