Odessa – cheerful people with amazing sense of humor.
They know how to cleverly get out of absolutely any situation and deftly to answer the most tricky questions.
We bring our readers another batch of anecdotes and hope that they will help you to remain optimistic, no matter what.
Celia returned with the Importation and asks her husband:
— Yasha, you learned about the news… And only one thing I want to know. What do you do with a prostitute the remaining 57 minutes?!
Sarah came home. Mony, not looking up from the TV:
— Sara, is that you? Well, thank God you’re home! And then the news was told that the area burned some Scarecrow.
— Rose and Shaw are you doing tonight?
I agree!
The father turns to the son:
— Monya, tell your geography teacher that I don’t see any reason to buy you a new Atlas, while the world situation is not clear.
— Aunt Sarah, can I leave you toys on time?
— Sho happened Samochka?
Yes brother from the hospital brought. No one knows what kind of a person.
Rabinovich is so beautiful, lied, the investigator began to sell tickets for interrogation.
Odessa. Conductor:
Who hasn’t had a gilded pen conductor? Mr. Shaw, my bunnies paid the fare. Anyone dumb trivia, fumbles in the pockets of the neighbors!
The Opera “Eugene Onegin” George pushes his wife to the side:
— While you were sleeping, Lensky sent Onegin to a duel.
— Well, sho, will he go?
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