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“And stay there”: the network has ridiculed the visit of Putin and Medvedev in the Arctic

During the trip, Putin worked with an ice pick.

Than only Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev during his long joint, tandem life did publicly together. And skiing, and in severe male badminton played, and even in the gym, not sweating, synchronously swinging the camera in expensive Italian sweatpants.

Last week, it’s time to go it together in the harsh polar region, on the Sunny land of Franz Joseph. And there, dressed in a suspicious red cap Putin, the old KGB tradition, showed Dimona traditional Kremlin gift from the first person of the country forever to the second. Neat old ice pick engraved with elegant letters 77 years ago, the words “Lev Davidovich from Joseph Stalin a long remembered”.

After that, they say, Medvedev has suddenly lost the habit of falling asleep in boring meetings and conferences. And even where, on the contrary, Dimon acquired a useful skill – even at night sleeping with my eyes open. After a close acquaintance with the ice pick, now the Russian Prime Minister always cheerful even advises his sleepy Ministers “to set the alarm in different places.”

There is no doubt that the call to the Hague Mr President now and he will not Wake, “the senior companion with an ice pick”, if that will give.

If a friend was suddenly not a friend, and some Dimon, Putin will throw a lifeline, Since Navalny staged a shakedown.

In the Arctic premiere pull — take a chance, ice pick where he show. And about Trotsky so let me know, Scare him to shiver.

Shook the Kremlin throne, the tandem is not spin, Because the Hague to go together — they will have polar wilderness

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