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“Wool brain”: laugh at the Russian pseudo-patriot

The network spoke about the strange behavior of Russian abroad.

Police from Odessa Zoe Miller told the story of 60-year-old man of Russian origin, who for 11 years of living abroad, but do not know how to use the traffic lights and criticizes the state in which he lives.

She wrote about this on his page in Facebook.

“The ferry was sailing with us a man of 60, he was beside us, hearing what we say in Russian. He had to go to borlänge (Central Sweden) and he was looking for fellow travelers to share a cab. Along the way he learned that he was a former Soviet military, has lived in Sweden for 11 years, has dual citizenship, receives a pension in Russia with a size of 200 dollars in Sweden is about 2000 euros (such social benefits and pensions in Sweden is not, perhaps he was referring to the wife and income ) , language never learned. Criticized the Swedish government and the Swedish mentality, say that I look my wife in the direction of Russia. At this stage it was possible to draw a conclusion about not doing anything for the country which sheltered him, no gratitude and understanding that lives at the expense of the labor of others. Indeed, in the consciousness of the Soviet man, public money is what is taken out of nowhere, kind of rivers of milk and honey that appear by themselves”, – she wrote.

Zoe also said that the man never learned to use traffic lights.

“Later, indignant that the daughter-in-law who gave birth in Sweden, the next day was discharged from the hospital. After arriving in Karlskrona, we went to the train station, need to cross the road on red traffic light, cars on this site no, but my daughter I have trained almost since birth to only cross on green. Standing just a few seconds. -Already gone – our companion laughs and runs to red. -Mother, what he does, he runs a red light?! Arrest him! – outraged child. At this point I saw a button on the pole, she was so neat and inconspicuous, well, in Swedish style, and we have forgotten what it is – the buttons on the traffic lights (on all Odessa one and that is broken) by Clicking on the button turn to green under the cheers Lisa) As a man who has lived here for 11 years, have not learned to use traffic lights, I have no idea,” summed up the police.

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