Funny jokes will keep you amused.
Women are beautiful and unpredictable.
They inspire men to great deeds and manifestation of the most noble feelings. And each of them knows their value and did not question their own uniqueness.
Published jokes about the most charming and attractive, who doesn’t like it.
The psychiatrist says to the lady:
— Alas, your husband will have to place on prolonged hospital treatment — he thinks he’s a dog!
— In the private hospital?! Oh, no! And then who will protect our country?!
— Len, are you charging in the mornings do?
— In the mornings I’m running late. Is better charging.
— Lucy, why are you drunk?!
— Why are drunk why drunk?.. And because after six is impossible!
— Sweetheart, look at the sky. There in the infinite space around us we see the billions of stars and galaxies. I can give you one of them?
— Honey, well, without a new coat I will fly to your stars and galaxies?
In the queue, the man asks the girl:
Girl, you are the last?
Yes.
— I am for you.
— M-m-m, cool, and I for juice.
In the store.
— Girl, be kind a tube of glue “Moment”.
— Maybe you have another bag to give the addict the damn?!
— No. I have just torn shoes…
— So what do you think, glue smelling, shoes will become more whole?
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