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These funny jokes will make Friday even brighter

Эти веселые анекдоты сделают пятницу еще ярче You will laugh to tears.

Jokes – that’s what sometimes is lacking in a gloomy autumn day. Not to be sad in this sleepy, cold period – better laugh at him. The result is guaranteed.

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Street cats are smarter than pet, for example a few hundred of these vagabonds were able to agree among themselves and make Kuklachev.

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Topographical cretinism is when I got out this morning for bread, and after a month you were deported from Chile.

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We with fridge – brothers. Because its only beer and inside me too!

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If you suffer from insomnia take a laxative. To sleep you would not sleep, but at least you will have something to do.

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Strange… Institution called the morgue, and nobody blinks.

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Guys, problem!

The wife came back from vacation a day early and got caught washing dishes. No explanation does not wish to listen. Says she lied all the time, I don’t know. I tell her, I say, you know, hard for so long without a woman, could not resist, but no more, I swear, and she to the refrigerator. And I dorati didn’t have that at the ready, I thought, tomorrow I will have time. And to you – and the soup, and rice, and twice paperoga.

Tried to say that women drove, but where there after dishes!

In short, what to do? Divorce?

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I went at night to the kitchen to drink water, and then the wife is on a diet sitting.

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Women’s clothing, in fact, is divided into two types – either hide flaws or emphasize dignity.

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Prudence in our opinion- is when barbecues take not only regular charcoal, but activated.

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The fishing was in full swing bait with difficulty distinguished from the snacks.

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Skinny girls in a weather forecast is usually not interested in the air temperature, and wind speed.

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The man filed for divorce after 39 minutes.

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Teacher of philosophy taking a shower as he is…

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Because of the tinting and loud music Armenian the Shuttle flew past the moon.

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