Only the choicest humor.
Funny jokes on October 29, which will give you a warm autumn mood.
In a fish restaurant Oleg ate 10 servings of crab salad and came out sideways…
Two women are talking. One brags:
– I imagine plastic surgery on her face done!
The other looks at her intently and says:
Well, apparently you did it yourself?
– Doctor, I have here somewhere something hurts.
– Now I will prescribe some pills.
If a woman is beautiful, tell her she’s smart. If she’s smart, tell her she’s beautiful. If in doubt, tell her she’s lost weight.
It’s so feminine to push press, to make the wrap film of cellulite, lay in bed and grab a couple of rolls and a large mug of sweet tea.
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