Odessa – cheerful people with amazing sense of humor.
They know how to cleverly get out of absolutely any situation and deftly to answer the most tricky questions.
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We bring our readers another batch of anecdotes and hope that they will help you to remain optimistic, no matter what.
– Sophie, I’m here from the traffic police sent a photo! I’m so on it is beautiful! But so expensive…
The Manager of one of the Odessa Bank Samuel N. Gershwin, still persuaded the robber to take more mortgage credit!
– Rose and Shaw are you doing tonight? Just do not think anything… And if you think about it, what do you think?
Sarah – seller of vegetables and fruits:
– I ordered three kilos of plums! I paid! A son brought in, I weighed only two pounds!
– And you little son weighed?
– Ale! This you have announced a reward for the missing dog?
– Yes! Sho, did you find it?
Still no. But I would like to advance…
– Izzy, son, remember… Man should be cause for concern only two things: a strange noise in the engine and quiet the good wife!
– Sophie, let’s play cards on the strip!
– And you, Sam, it is interesting to see or show off?
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