Andrei Kuraev. The Russian economy is a joke
Published Andrei Kuraev 23 may – 4 790 views
Experts lament about the state of the Russian economy, given from year to year its various tests and things are there… But here is to help academic economists came to the people and gave his analysis in his favorite anecdote. And the sophisticated reader may further compare people’s views with expert – who will accurately and thoroughly.
1. And if you search the entire leadership of the FSB will be back to lower the retirement age?
2. The wife of the official was a successful entrepreneur and a billionaire. Son, Vice-President of the Corporation, the daughter of the head of a large Fund. And official and sitting on his penny salary breech. Pathetic loser, the shame of the family.
3. “If sanctified, the satellite went into orbit, then he is sinful and there is nothing to do in heaven…” From the explanatory Memorandum of the Russian space Agency.
4. Russian students won in the International Mendeleev Olympiad on chemistry, winning just 7 gold medals. At a reception in the Kremlin, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev presented them with commemorative Souvenirs and heartily congratulated the future citizens of the USA and the EU. Wished them success in the economic development of Western countries.
5. The people watching on the receipt of housing and the price tags in stores with the same expression, as if the President had not scored 10 goals in the opponent’s goal.
6. The law on tax backyard greenhouse there are drawbacks – many crooks grow onions on the windowsill and thereby evade taxation. In fact Rob the Russian budget!
7. When the Mercedes pasted “Can you repeat that”, I can not believe that our industry will really be able to replicate this car.
8. Judging by statements of deputies, the world of drug trafficking passes through the state Duma. And according to the adopted laws, there ends.
9. “If only Maduro resist” thought the woman Zina, pouring water half of Ramen noodles.
10. Since 2020, the budget of Russia it is proposed to plan the colonels of the FSB.
Well, because politics, as we know, the continuation of the economy – dosal a few jokes political:
11. “Putin scored ten goals in last night’s hockey game.” Gates, who caught the pucks of the President, has submitted to the office of the Governor of the Saratov region.
12. Sent a summary of the ROC. Invited to the meeting. Say you want to head the office of the Holy Inquisition. Laughed and said that I should have been born a few centuries ago. But then she paused and told me to come in a year or two.
13. Yekaterinburg’s municipal government agreed to conduct an independent survey on the construction of the temple in the Park. The results of the survey won daughter Alsu.
14. In the city there were so many churches that it seemed that the inhabitants of the city are born only to be baptized, to get married and then otpetie.
15. Read about another terrifying ordeal Fedora Knykova in a distant overseas travels. What tricks are not going to man not to live in Russia!
17. Some public offices are only transmitted sexually.
18. Tell me where to buy a ticket to Russia? To the one that is on TV…
➡ Source: https://publizist.ru/blogs/23/31168/-
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