Strange things in the DPRK could be executed. Photo

Life here is full of surprises.

North Korea, the most wonderful country in the world, the winning of humanity, have often managed to blow up the decaying capitalist editorials of Newspapers loud stories about what so-and-so burned from the flamethrower, so-and-so shot of antiaircraft guns and such in a couple of years old, probably cook alive in rocket fuel break tied between the two tanks, or chained to a nuclear warhead and sent on summer vacation in new York. However, even if you throw aside the jokes, the fact still remains that, the “highest measure of social protection” in the vastness of North Korea are, to put it mildly, creative.

In fact, become the enemy of the proud Korean people, and comrade Kim Jong-UN personally the average citizen the most humane country in the world is not so difficult, so difficult that many of us probably thought it was be funny if it were not so sad. So, if suddenly among our dear readers were fans of extreme sports, who’re planning a vacation in the vast stronghold of the Juche idea, today we decided to prepare for you some tips on what not to do in North Korea, not to go on a romantic date with a firing squad.

Not worth skipping class in the theatre

Yes, friends, if you happen to be very lucky not to catch the black day of the death of a national leader during his stay in the welcoming arms of North Korea, you are strongly advised to remember all the skills of acting, which somehow was overlooked on the inside of the skull. Otherwise, if you fail to enroll in the proud ranks of actors who have no Oscars, and portray all the unfathomable abyss of grief, pain, depression, discouragement, and despair convincing enough, after the deceased North Korean hero can easily take you.

In General, Yes, North Korea can actually send to the work camps or put to the wall for a lack of sincere sorrow in the days of national mourning. That is why within 100 days after the death of another Great Leader Kim Jong-Il’s poor Koreans had to mimic the sorrow and pain far more diligent than some artistic girls fake orgasms.

It is not necessary to download movies for adults

As you know, 99% of the world population watch pornography, and the remaining 25 million poor living in North Korea. Yes, the country of victorious socialism can actually execute the view and, in particular, for distributing materials with pornographic content.

And Yes, in Korea, the law really works. Even despite the fact that hanging over my head the threat of execution does not promote the desired atmosphere to relax and make a nice long winter evenings, just a couple of years after coming to power, Kim Jong-UN decided to make sure that no one dares to break the sacred Korean laws are so egregious immoral acts. In 2013, the newly minted national leader personally ordered the execution of his ex-girlfriend (Yes, we know, we all sometimes dream about it) because she allegedly participated in the filming porn.

It is not necessary to follow the example of Dmitry Medvedev

Another terrible crime akin to treason, for which you can easily lose a life in North Korea, it is something that Dima Medvedev does almost every formal event. Yes, you guessed it. Kim Jong UN really executed those who allow themselves to doze off at that time as a great leader pushes his valuable speech.

By the way, untimely crept the arms of Morpheus and gave rise to the infamous executions of the Minister of people’s Armed Forces by the name of Hyon Yong Chol, who (Yes, what you’ve all been waiting for) publicly shot from large-caliber anti-aircraft guns, because he fell asleep during a working session.

You should not disregard to treat turtles

“The President executed the negligent employee because he irresponsibly ran the turtle farm!” – agree, this is the kind of headline you don’t meet this evening. Of course, if you don’t live in North Korea.

In 2015, he Kim Jong-UN had personally decided to visit on one of the local farms, growing elite gourmet turtles that went into the soup exceptionally high-ranking Korean officials, and was extremely disappointed with the “outdated thinking and an irresponsible approach to the work of” local staff. The tragic end of the story was not long to wait. The careless Manager of the farm had put in the wall, and instead of turtle soup on the evening menu suddenly drew cutlets Manager.

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