Friday , November 16 2018
Home / FUNNY NEWS / Start the day with a smile: a collection of fresh jokes

Start the day with a smile: a collection of fresh jokes

Начните день с улыбки: подборка свежих анекдотовBest jokes to lift the mood.

Portion of positive emotions, which certainly charge you a good mood for the whole day. The best jokes network specifically for you.

The city hosted the children’s contest of drawings on asphalt. Defeated the boy who found the asphalt.

***

The expression “I love kids” if you think about it, means: “People like me, but not for very long”.

***

Bought a fan – waste of money.

***

Yesterday a turtle was eating!
– Well and how?
– Out of the plate more convenient.
***

Foreman Petrov could not finish my summer cottage, because he steals the bricks and builds the bath.

***

If you got a driver’s license, but you don’t have a car, you can safely be considered a qualified pedestrian.

***

I have a lot of money at all, I even hide the book between them.

***

Upstairs neighbor so in the morning screaming at their child, I also cleaned my apartment and put on warm clothes…

***

Kapiti incu — all Rivno scho numerates, priority even comp PC. Programa all Rivno guilty to spend besl of prikovany from us operations.

***

People go to ribalskiy store:

– Divchina, you bait silanov?

– The man in me all naturaline!

© 2018, z-news.link. All rights reserved.

Check Also

The repair “fails” over which one can only laugh

Somebody needs to change jobs. When construction works are carried out incompetent professionals, what to …

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *