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Songs that could become personal anthems of Ukrainian politicians

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков	The journalists decided to dream up on what songs best describe Ukrainian politicians

Ukrainian politicians have increasingly become the heroes of literary works, pictures, musical sketches. Of course, very rarely, the authors praise the servants of the people (however, it was almost always, except for “the scoop”).

Today Styler decided to think: what are the Ukrainian songs best describe powerful people. By the way, thanks to the actions of politicians, we have a lot of space for fantasies.

Recently scandalous Mikhail Dobkin “hit” on the well-known Ukrainian singer Tina Karol, calling it “stupid chicken”. Well, as they say, that someone is ill… be Jealous, dear Michael Markovic, is not good.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

But Dobkin Jr. has long been a star of social networks. However, if he was famous for his professional activities, it would be much better. And so, in the words of Leonid Kravchuk, “we have what we have”…

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

First got then took. What is it? That’s right – citizenship Saakashvili. The former Governor of the Odessa region do not agree with Poroshenko, apparently, is aiming for his post. But as a foreigner can control the Ukraine – it is only known to God and, apparently, Moustapha nayem.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Nye, incidentally, has long been included in the list of “most eligible bachelors parliamentarians”. What: smart, cute, active, here, however, the guest is not frequent. But about the country, Mustafa, of course, thinks more than about his personal life.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Remember how recently Savchenko “lit” in the restaurant Serduchka? This is immediately obvious: man of the people and with the people! Only now with what people is the question…

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Here is a twist! Odious Kiva is preparing to become President of the country. Ambition the most popular wrestler with drug addiction is through the roof. By the way, the potential presidential candidate is sure that the money in the next election he will give the people of Ukraine. The people of Ukraine and his word have said.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

“Today in tomorrow not all can watch. Rather watch can not just all, few people can do it”… “I Have two Deputy, four of which lie in a month the Cabinet of Ministers”… “To the cold water turned in hot, it needs to be warm.” What thoughts swirling in the head of the Moscow mayor is known only to him.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Julia has gone from “gas Princess” to the Prime Minister of Ukraine. Lady Yu sat in different chairs. But now it is just the MP. There will be enough power (and conscience) Timoshenko to win the upcoming presidential election? Maybe it’s better the 56-year old servant of the people to pay more attention to his granddaughter Eva?

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Jokes about candy factory of Peter I, which the guarantor promises to sell for the fourth year, and it’s no fun. Poroshenko, without a doubt, “all in chocolate”. I wish the country was passed to his fate.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

To the eldest son of the President of Ukraine no complaints: the scandal is not seen, the atoms were, the artists of the “stupid chicken” was not called. Direct “the Golden child”!

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

On a hot temperament parasiuk known to all. Now the MP gives his colleagues right and left. This makes the MP much better than to pass laws. However, maybe the expression “beats – means loves” – that of the Parasyuk?

By the way, rumor has it that the “legitimate” fled the country because, not to get famous “zvizdyulin” from Vladimir.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Victor Yushchenko has long understood that the presidency is not his. Probably the former, the guarantor opened a simple truth: it is better not to be in politics and to swim in the med than to be and to swim in… Well, you understand…

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Prosecutor General Yury Lutsenko has repeatedly been seen in “alcoholic” scandals. But what’s up with that? Just Yuri V. decided to follow described in the stories and songs glorified the images of Ukrainian Cossacks. Tyutyunov, cradle, honey-vodka. A real “cataloga”!

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

For Lyashko Ukrainian people – it’s like a sacred cow for Hindus. To kill, of course, prohibited, but can be milked indefinitely.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

About Symonenko remember? And the Communists? We don’t.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

Well and as without it? When-that Andrey Kuzmenko succinctly, but very clearly, sang about this bloodthirsty dwarf. Nothing more to add.

Песни, которые могли бы стать личными гимнами украинских политиков

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