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Smile: funny jokes for a good mood

Улыбнитесь: смешные анекдоты для хорошего настроенияBoost your good mood.

We offer you to read short jokes and enjoy moments of laughter and good mood.

Let all the negativity wash away, all the sadness will fade and the sorrow will disappear. Uplifting yourself and your family, through satire and humor.

How fast children grow up, more recently, watched cartoons with them, and now they have grown, we have to watch cartoons one!

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Do not get angry if your toddler woke you up screaming at 3am! Soon you will be glad that he is home at the time!

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You said that you don’t drink?!

– Thumping must have been..

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In the Chechen Republic brought a show of crocodiles. All was horror, how scary. But, overcoming his own fear, crocodiles do decide to speak.

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18-year-old Kate, who studied psychology with a 5-class dream is not about Prince, and about the jerk. And married, unlike her friends, did not receive the moral and psychological injuries.

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I? I suffer? Oh, I beg you, I can suffer just garbage.

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Nothing invigorates the morning as unnoticed door jamb.

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Talking to the pessimist and the optimist. Pessimist: – Damn! The days of flying with great force! Before you know it, a month has flown by! Optimist: Yeah! And again, pay!

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Going man on a fishing trip with an overnight stay, the wife asks: – which one of your friends go? One will go fishing want…

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In school. Teacher: – Today we have a test. Blonde: can I use a calculator? – It is possible. Another blonde: – And tables Bradis? – It is possible. Now, children, write down the theme of control, “the Abolition of serfdom”.

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– Ah, but vodka than you yesterday this girl was treated? – Red fish. – Oh! Salmon, trout? . . – Sprats in tomato sauce.

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Employees of the Ministry of defense on condition of anonymity, said the Agency Аssociаtеd Press that in the last few days two Russian nuclear submarines patrolling US East coast. The defense Ministry denies this information. First, not two, but eight. Second, not patrolling and looking for a sunken container with the vodka…

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The husband is indignant: – What’s for lunch?! Meat is almost not visible at all! – But cute-justified wife-I cooked exactly according to the recipe from grandma’s cookbook! – What was written there? – There is written: “Take meat for ten cents. “

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With Mars American Mars Rover suddenly disconnected… a week later he was found in Uzbekistan with a broken number.

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