Charge the positives!
The humor is different – professional, black, kind, and even strange.
In our review of the collected cards that will appreciate first and foremost fans of weird humor.
It is very ambiguous at first glance these jokes.
Of the child made to the doctor. The doctor asks:
Boy, is there anything bothering you?
— No, nothing’s bothering me. Grandpa is worried that I swallowed his watch.
— Your wife is so small, so miniatyurnenkaya…
— I got smaller. Of all the evils choose the least.
One friend asks another:
— You change the fish water in the aquarium?
— No, why? They still don’t drink it.
Granddaughter for lunch asks the grandmother:
— And where did I come from?
— Your mother bought at the store.
— A mom who bought it?
— Better you, grandma, gingerbread bought.
— Honey, where is the money that I had saved for vacation?
— Oh, honey, I forgot to tell you that I bought them coat.
Husband on the phone:
Hello, this travel Agency? Please, instead of two trips to the Canary Islands give me one in the tundra, the two-star tent with views of the floating station.
— Let’s part as intelligent people?
— Fully support.
— I’ll send you my lawyer.
— I to you — your killer.
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