Funny jokes for good people.
Sometimes that one good joke is enough to cheer you up.
We hope that among our humorous postcards will be at least a few pieces that will definitely make you smile our readers. Smile on health!
The judge to the defendant:
— Well, stop worrying and tell us how it happened.
— I’m terribly upset. And it was so. I sat and cleaned a knife and an orange. Then came this type, slipped on an orange peel and fell right on the knife.
Judge:
And so three times in a row?
It’s 8 hours talking to a cat. She, in my opinion, do not care. Fur a selfish bastard.
Two guys talking:
— I argued with myself that I quit Smoking.
— Well and how?
How, how?.. On a case of beer came…
— And my dog yesterday, the house is gone…
Where?
I gave her the command to “serve”, and she put on a helmet and went into the army.
Sidorov, it is an outrage! Once again you’re sleeping on the job! From the first day you fired.
— So it’s first. What you have now-is awake?
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