The screaming compilation of anecdotes.
Sense of humor is one of the most endearing qualities of the person. It has long been observed that the positive and cheerful people like everyone.
We offer You with sparkling anecdotes, over which you will laugh a lot!
— Why do Australian dogs are the fastest in the world?
Because in Australia the vast distances between trees.
— Girl, you dance?
— Dancing.
— Then go dance, and you’ve already got!
Honey, let’s get a cat?
Why? I enough for you?
— Well, it’s not that.
— Okay, come on, I’ll shit anywhere?
A man rings the doctor:
— The doctor, at me to you request. If you accidentally the other day you pass by our house, come in, please. But a special trip is not necessary.
— What happened?
My wife dislocated my jaw and can’t talk.
Two friends talking:
— I suspect that the wife is worse to me.
— What does this mean?
— Every day it tighter tying my tie.
— Maybe it’s a coincidence?
— I thought so too. But today she tried it to lather!
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