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Smile from ear to ear: best jokes for a good mood

Улыбка до ушей: лучшие анекдоты для отличного настроенияFive minutes of good mood.

Jokes able to deliver us from the autumn Blues and make you forget about all the problems. We have collected the best jokes on September 9, to cause you a genuine smile.

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– Did you hear, Andrew was expelled from the section of mountaineering?— For what?— Imagine someone was caught in the fact that he was raised on the sixth floor with Elevator!

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Are deaf with their hands tied.Neighbors: “What did?”Relatives:”No, but mother is scary!”.

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– What helped you witchcraft?— Yes! Just awful! Husband is back!— So why horror?— So not the current husband, and first, dead!

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– Professor, yesterday I proposed a session to do.— Well?— I, too, giant! Only twice a year!

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Ambulance rides to the challenge. At the next traffic light, the driver leaving the steering wheel, grabs his throat and starts to rattle – type pants. Sitting next to a doctor, picks up his aluminum briefcase with tools, and hits the driver in the head, and the like leaves.

At the next light all over again. Here is moved over the window (in the cabin) and the paramedic, turning to the doctor, says:

– The doctor, the original you have however, a method of treatment of bronchial asthma… Bronchial asthma? Yesterday, my wife hanged herself, and this bastard teases…

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– Your dog?— My.— Bought?— Yesterday.— What did you name her?— A joint.— Why “Bong”?— I’ll show you… a Joint voice!!!— Puff, puff, puff….

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On Saturday we went out to dinner, where I decided not to drink. I woke up with a terrible headache – have lost in the restaurant with air conditioning. But people do – in the morning as cucumbers. Well, where is the justice???

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Yesterday, three American astronauts went to outer space! Of them twice because of a problem in the bathroom.

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For order in the house needed a woman for the mess they need two.

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The girls took the stockings on the street the smell of spring!

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The doorbell rang. Man were good, and there’s somebody a little black in the corner. The man asks:— who are You?— The scribe. And what do you want?— Oh, come.

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