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“Shob you lived for one salary”: a compilation of funny anecdotes from the real Odessa

This joke can only in this city.

We all know that the Odessa — people are very cheerful. They don’t lose their composure and sense of humor, even if something goes wrong.

We propose to learn this valuable skill the inhabitants of the famous city.

— Tell me, Boris, and sho you with my Alia? Relationship serious?
Rosa Markovna, I beg you, we are so serious, sho we have never smiled…

Look at yourself, Abraham! You’re a real loser! How many years have you live at my expense, at my apartment. And I have not received from you a penny, you feed, clothe, and do all the washing, for all you do!
— Sara, and you call me a loser?

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