“Sharik from Prostokvashino” and other jokes for a good mood

Laugh never hurts.

With a smile in life to live simply.

For this reason, we made sure that the smile never left your face at least until the end of the day.

We offer you a selection of fresh jokes from the Internet.

I’ll take two books “Math for dummies” for 73 of the hryvnia.
– Please. You 180 USD.

First learned of his Allergy to wool, when the village zanyuhal moonshine cat.

– If anyone knows of a photographer who’s been doing underwater photo shoots?
– The bulb Blows.

An elderly lady decided to meet the young man, suddenly offered her his hand and heart: “If for a transplant, then I agree!”

Ensign:
– Comrade soldier, you know how to swim?
– That’s right!
– Where you learned it?
In the water, comrade ensign!

My husband believes that he has a figure like a Greek God. I have yet to explain to him that the Buddha was not from Greece.

If you see a person over 40 with a Hickey, it’s not a Hickey, and sucker marks from the EKG.

– “Oh, how you charm,” he said.
– “Not local”, I thought.

There’s always a way. The only difference is, he’s the front or black.

Russian people drink and steal not because it is wild, but because they honor centuries-old traditions.

Hello, and Vova will be released?
Can’t wait to see the damn liberal!

This is what now, Maxim Vitorgan will be the first lady of the country?

It’s a stupid plan…
I know. So are you with me?
– Of course.

– I have depression. I’m fat and lonely!
– Yes, what is fat? Where? Show me!
– Can you show me where I’m lonely?

-Let’s take a drink?
-Great toast!

– My wife left.
– You’re in the kitchen watching?

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