Funny jokes for good people.
We all know that the Odessa — people are very cheerful. They don’t lose their composure and sense of humor, even if something goes wrong.
We propose to learn this valuable skill the inhabitants of the famous city.
Abram, owner of the vegetable shop, warns the wife:
— Remember, don’t buy anything today in the shop from Rabinowitz.
Why?
Because they borrowed our scales.
Izzy refers to the owner of the hotel:
— Could you reduce the fee for the room?
— What are you with such a lovely view of the sea?!
— What if I promise that sho will not to look out the window?
Odessa. A tram stop.The lady managed to hop a streetcar, and her hard drunk husband — no.
The conductor shouted to the driver:
— Sam, Schaub you lived like this, stop! Lady hand Luggage forgot!
Home noticed that Haim started to regularly sleep in glasses.
— Why do you wear sunglasses at night — the wife asks.
— You know, honey, I have so bad eyesight, sho I does not distinguish people while they sleep.
— Eat more fish, it has a lot of phosphorus, the doctor said iza.
— Doctor, I still want to be healthy and not Shine at night.
— Samochka, my joy! After marriage you lost weight and grew thin, she sho don’t feed you?!
— Mom, well, sho are you talking about, the wedding was only yesterday…
At Privoz:
— You have a persimmon knits?
— I have the same begging — cross embroiders.
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