“Sha! Odessa has to say a few words!”: a fresh batch of hilarious jokes

Recipe for a happy life in Odessa.

We all know that the Odessa — people are very cheerful. They don’t lose their composure and sense of humor, even if something goes wrong.

We propose to learn this valuable skill the inhabitants of the famous city.

Dumpling in Odessa. Client:
— I’ll have another batch of dumplings.
Waiter:
— You know little or liked?

— Abraham, as you gave the young at the wedding?
— I bought a coupon for a discount in my shop. Product though last year, but still good.

Fira, why are you wearing beautiful lingerie? You go to the dentist!
— Oh, and suddenly he’s a jerk?!

— Sara, honey, how do you feel about structured carbon?
— Yes you are already tired, with his intellectual stuff! Go to hell with your carbon!
— Understand and write: hence, a diamond ring on birthday has to go to hell…

— Sam, hi, how are you?
— Izzy, that’s just not necessary to provoke me! You immediately begin: “who you doing, where sho you know where this is my share, let’s get in our business my money…”.

— You know, Fira, our marriage, in fact — a mistake…
— Bob, what are you talking about?
— I then whistled to stop a taxi, and stopped you.

— My husband scheduled for tomorrow an extraordinary Day of accord and reconciliation.
— It’s like?
— Go to the store. I try — he agrees!

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