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“Sell a sinking ship”: a fresh batch of hilarious jokes from the masters of sarcasm

"Продам тонущий корабль": свежая порция веселых анекдотов от мастеров сарказма Funny jokes for good people.

The humor is different – professional, black, kind, and even strange.

In our review of the collected cards that will appreciate first and foremost fans of weird humor.

It is very ambiguous at first glance these jokes.

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Where are you going this summer?
— Yes, probably, to Siberia motos!
— You want to do nothing?
— I am, in principle, the same opinion, but the Prosecutor insists.

In the middle of the Atlantic ocean sinking liner. The captain panicked, and then he reported that among the passengers there is a Rabbi who can perform miracles. It immediately lead to the captain and he asks:
— Rabbi, what can we do?
— The Internet is? — quietly asked the Rabbi.
— There!
— Then immediately sell the ship.

At the bar, a sad man orders a shot for shot. In the end, the bartender does not stand up and asks:
— What happened?
Yes quarreled with his wife. She promised a month with me not to talk.
— Yeah… Imagine how you Fig.
— Tell me about it! Today is the last day…

— Vova, are you a good deed today made?
And I accompanied dad and saw a man running after departing train. So I let go of his pit bull Rex and uncle had on the train.

Odessa. Jewelry store. The young man buys the engagement ring:
— Dear, do me, please, the engraving on the ring “the FAI from Moni”.
— Young man, I would advise you to write simpler and shorter: “Moni”. Still you never know…

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